Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Hillary Announces Runningmate!


I guess Obama's rejection affected her a bit more than we thought...

CUPERTINO, California (April 1st, 2008) - Hillary Clinton took a break from her campaign to make a major announcement in her run for President. She was in California at Apple's national headquarters to announce her new choice for her Vice-President, Apple CEO Steve Jobs.

On the steps of the Cupertino offices, Jobs stood with Clinton as she made her announcement. "Today begins the next step for the White House." Clinton continues, "Steve has brought advancements to both society and to technology for Americans as well as the world. I believe that he can also help advance this nation where it needs to go."

After her comments, Jobs stepped up to give his responce, a screen behind him displaying Hillary's campaign logo. "America is looking for change. A government that is accessable and able to respond to their very whims. I believe with the leadership of Hillary and the help of the Apple brand, we can do just that."

The announcement was brief, saying that more information could be found at both Hillary's website as well as Apple's. Both sites have been running slowly since the conference and thus the press has not been able to review the information. This story will be updated as the day goes on.

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