Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Cut the crap

Seriously, if these candidates send anymore actors to our college...

Look, I'm sure Sean Astin and Kal Penn are probably alright guys and they're not terrible actors. You know, they're not as bad as a Tom Cruise or a Nicholas Cage. But what exactly do they have to do with politics?

Sean Astin wasn't even that bad. He's a child actor who managed to avoid the typical child actor pitfalls and remain relatively successful.



But Kal Penn? He's famous for being in two Van Wilder movies and a movie about potheads who like White Castle.


How exactly does that fit in with the Obama campaign's message?

Oh, I know how. We're just a bunch of dumb, drunk college students who get all kinds of excited when we see a real life celebrity! Gee, candidates, thanks for pandering to us! Don't worry about gracing us with your actual presence. Just send some more C-listers to entertain us. Clearly that's what we want.

2 comments:

Johnny B said...

Hey leave Sean alone!

Johnny B said...

you know Sean would've been a great candidate for Armed and Famous. Of course if that show lasted for more than an episode